fuckyeahpooping:

Wish I was drunk and kissing someone

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

(via absolute-admiration)

“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via suspend)

(via read-books-blow-minds)

francislare:

and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual

(via contentum)

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

(via absolute-admiration)

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

Whole-Wheat and Zucchini Spaghetti with Basil Almond Pesto, Blistered Tomatoes and Ricotta