awkwardvagina:

to quote jesus in matthew 4:19

"follow me"

(via selfiecentered)

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

(via me-sexual)

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via dignitea)

venula:

I have resorted
to searching for you
in the ends of cigarettes
and on the bottoms
of empty wine bottles.
The addiction seems eternal,
but inevitable when both
actions act as temporary relief
from your bitter sweet memory.

(via aquaticwonder)